Beetlejuice Plays the Fives Game

The game with one correct answer, but endless possibilities

February 23, 2016
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Before leaving, Howard asked if Beet would play a quick game with them and the Wack Packer agreed. “Oh yeah, bring it on! I don’t mind.”

The premise of the game is simply that the correct answer to every question is: “Five.” Check out some highlights from the game below:

Count down backwards 10, 9, 8, 7, 6 …
“12 is my answer.”

Which number comes between 4 and 6?
“Five!”

Michael Jackson was the lead singer of the Jackson ….
“Jackson Five.”

If you have five grapes how many do you have?
“None.”

How many pennies in a nickel?
“35 cents.”

How many players make up a basketball starting lineup?
“At least five, ten. Ten basketball players.”

If you have five grapes how many grapes do you have?
“12.”

What number is pronounced five?
“13.”