Oft-forgotten Wack Packer Speech Impediment Man called in to the show Wednesday morning wondering when he would be invited back to the studio. "I'm a better Wack Packer than Jeff the Drunk," he pleaded.
Howard said he was game to have him in but only Speech Impediment Man had something interesting to do. Speech Impediment Man insisted that he was pursuing a career in comedy and could make them laugh, so Howard asked for his best joke.
"My first job I was a 911 operator. The first day 11 people killed themselves."
"My first job I was a 911 operator. The first day 11 people killed themselves," Speech Impediment Man stammered out to a silent response from the studio before conceding, "it's something I'm working on."
Howard told him that maybe comedy wasn't his thing and Robin agreed. "It went way downhill," she said.