VIDEO: Loud Sex Sounds Disrupt Florida Tennis Tournament

“Well, at least somebody's having a good night,” the sportscaster says

April 20, 2017

Anyone who thinks getting Baba Booey-bombed at a golf tournament is the strangest disruption a professional athlete might ever endure should check out this year’s Sarasota Open, which was put on hold Tuesday by a woman having sex.

Tennis pros Frances Tiafoe and Mitchell Krueger were in the second set of their match when play was interrupted by the unmistakable sounds of a woman in the throes of passion.

Mike Cation, the play-by-play announcer at the Florida tournament, at first assumed the noise was coming from a device in the crowd, perhaps someone playing loud pornography on their phone.

“Well, that is the most bizarre situation,” he said. “I don’t know how to put this, folks, but somebody’s phone—going off—in the stands … And it was an adult video.”

Only later did Cation realize he was hearing the sounds of a real live woman nearing climax. “No, that’s not a phone. It’s an apartment across the lake.” he said. “Oh my god.”

The tennis pros momentarily stopped their match to listen. “It can’t be that good!” Tiafoe yelled back into the darkness before resuming play.

“Well, at least somebody’s having a good night,” Cation added.

Tiafoe won the match 6-3, 6-2, for the record, and had a good laugh about the commotion later on Twitter:

Check out the video (above).

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