AUDIO: Ronnie Mund’s Constipation Story Gets Resurrected for an Easter-Themed Phony Phone Call

“He hid [easter eggs] up his butt,” a staffer tells a religious radio host

April 3, 2024
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Ronnie “the Limo Driver” Mund was practically crucified by his colleagues a few years back after revealing he relieved a terrible case of constipation with his bare hands, and on Wednesday the staffer’s jaw-dropping story was resurrected for an Easter-themed phony phone call for the ages.

The prank call, chock-full of sound drops from Ronnie’s infamous constipation tale, began with staffer Chris Wilding calling into a religious internet radio show on Easter morning. “My grandpa … was hiding some of the Easter eggs for the great-grandchildren … so he hid them kind of up his butt,” Chris declared. “I’m calling because they’re still up there … and we could really use some advice and some prayer.”

The hosts were understandably speechless as “Ronnie” jumped on the phone. “Dude, it’s horrible—I just shoved an egg in my ass and sweat is pouring out of my face … I blew my hemorrhoids out,” “Ronnie” said.

“With something that severe and unusual it’s time to consult a medical professional,” a host replied.

“Now, my hand is all covered in shit!” “Ronnie” continued.

“We gotta let you go,” the other host responded while getting drowned out by a cacophony of defecation sounds. “When the devil tries to interfere … we learn from that,” he continued. “God is real, and so is the devil.”

Howard and co-host Robin Quivers thought the bit was a home run. “The actual phone call is 20 minutes,” Howard said. “I’m thinking I might [air the entire thing in] a special … because I love it. I think that’s one of the best phony phone calls I’ve heard in a long time.”

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