HIGH PITCH ERIC: DECEMBER 14, 2004

TERRI ISN’T THAT TOUGH Howard announced that less than one day after it started, the High Pitch Erik “Are you Tough Enough?” contest was over! Apparently, Terri was not tough at all. Doug Goodstein said she was only handcuffed to Erik for about 6 hours and 15 minutes. High Pitch came into the studio and Howard pointed out how gross his feet and ear hair were. Howard described how we handcuffed Terri to a monster and Erik got a big kick out of being called that. Erik said he liked when Howard referred to him as a “horrible monster” for some reason. Doug pointed out how sweaty Erik’s hands are. Howard said he’s just fat and smelly. Doug said that one of the reasons Terri bailed was that Erik’s apartment smelled like urine and horse poop. Howard explained how Terri is a really nice, hot chick with big boobs whom we’d given a chance to win $20,000 if she could stay handcuffed to High Pitch for three straight days. Howard said she was the perfect girl because she really needed the money, but as soon as Erik walked into the studio, she looked nauseous. Meanwhile, Erik was licking his chops over having such a hot chick chained to him. Howard offered Terri $500 to drop out before the contest started, but she wanted to go for the $20,000, (even though she thought Erik was “vile”). Doug played some tape of the two of them together where Terri had called a friend asking her to call back ASAP. Howard joked that she was probably calling the police.