THE UGLIEST LESBIAN

Sal the Stockbroker revealed how he used to go on internet chat rooms with his web cam and try to get into Lesbian Chat Rooms. Of course, they banned him because he was a guy, so Sal would put on a wig and lipstick and go on pretending to be a girl. Once he did it while his wife was asleep in the same room, she woke up in the middle of it and saw him in the wig. Scrambling, Sal claimed that he was just trying to surprise her with a new costume.