Let the Celebration Begin

August 8, 2005
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Today was Ms. Robin O. Quivers’ birthday. Howard told her she’s ageless and that she looks the same as she did when she was 20, although Robin said she’s starting to get wrinkles around her eyes. Howard played a bunch of birthday song clips, including one from polygraph guru, Ed Torian singing “Black Angel.”

Robin also received special birthday wishes from John the Stutterer and Blue Iris (a.k.a. the “rejuvenation” woman from the porn clips). Howard was excited because of the gift he bought her, which was a pair of Manolo Blahnik boots. He talked about how difficult they were to get and how great he thought they were. Despite her enthusiasm, Howard seemed a little disappointed with the way Robin acted when she opened the boots. He mentioned that he and Beth did some impressions of how Robin would react when she saw them, but thought she didn’t live up to their hopes. Gary claimed Robin wasn’t as excited about the gift as he thought she should be either. Robin said she loved the boots. She added she was done with birthdays because they cause her too much grief.