Rocky’s Mountain High

December 9, 2005
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Rocky, the host of last night’s “Crack Whore View”, called in to say hello.

Rocky told Howard that she smokes about $200 worth of the drug each day, and that she charges roughly two times that amount for sex. Rocky went on to claim that she is 5’6″ and weighs 106 pounds, and that people have compared her looks to those of Cameron Diaz, Pam Anderson, Angelina Jolie and Marilyn Monroe.

Rocky also announced that she was the woman singing in the Baba Booey version of “Me and Bobby McGee,” a song which has become a staple on the show in recent weeks.

Rocky admitted that she sometimes gets scared about what can happen to her physically after hearing people like Crackhead Bob talk, but added that the drug has too much power over her to allow her to stop.

Gary then pointed out that he appreciated that the newest person to mock him in song turned out to be a crack whore.