Wendy Dreams of Having Howard’s Baby

March 14, 2006
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Wendy the Retard called in to tell Howard what a great job she thought he did on “Late Show.”

Wendy claimed that she understood why Howard appeared on the program, summing up the interview by saying, “They tried to get more money from him and he’s the poor man and they have to leave the bastard alone.”

Wendy went on to say that she dreams about Howard every night and that last night she dreamt she took over his show after his contract with SIRIUS ended.

Wendy added that she and Howard also had sex in her dream and that she gave birth to a “retarded baby” named Howard Stern Jr. who had her intelligence and Howard’s looks.

When Artie heard that the baby looked like Howard and had the mental capacity of Wendy, he wished the child “good luck in life.”