The Hair Down There

May 4, 2006

Howard started the show by mentioning he was “up to some nonsense” yesterday. Howard explained he was trimming down his pubic hair last night to make his nether regions cleaner, but ended up thinking his work made him look like a chicken. Howard also discovered long pubic hairs growing out of his shaft, which he acknowledged he hadn’t seen before. Because he didn’t want Beth to think he looked gross naked, Howard added he used his electric nose-hair trimmer directly on his penis, but had to stop the process when he felt like he cut his shaft.

When Howard pointed out the only positive aspect about his pubic hair was that it’s still black, Artie responded he’s noticed he has some gray pubic hair invading his area.