Eric Measures Up

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Eric the Midget called back in and said he found a ruler to measure his penis. After Eric claimed he was lying on his bed wearing nothing but a shirt, he told Howard he was aroused because he had been thinking about “this one female on the internet.” Eric then reported his penis was a little more than five inches long, which Artie thought sounded like the size of his penis as well. Although Eric swore on the life of his mother that he was telling the truth, Howard said he wasn’t sure if he believed him. Despite this, Howard still gave Eric the phone number, as he had promised to do.