Artie Claims That Too Much Sleep Is Bad

August 18, 2006
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Jon played a tape from last month of Artie telling the story about how he had a meeting scheduled with the head of a television network, but ended up oversleeping and missing his appointment because of it. Gary responded to the clip by saying he hadn’t heard a follow-up to the story, and Ralph noted he liked listening to “the self-destructive Artie.” Jon proceeded to get to a clip of Howard reading a supposedly positive review of “Beer League” from Variety, with Artie explaining what exactly made him think it was a good review because Howard couldn’t pick out any such comments.