Show Rundown: January 3, 2007
Never a Dull Moment with Mom and Dad
Over/Under On Bubba’s Marriage
Fizz-less in 2007
Different Interests in Porn
Riley Had Sex with an Alien at 18
Riley Had Sex with an Alien at 18
January 3, 2007
Howard played a clip from last night’s “Riley Martin Show,” of Riley claiming he had sex with aliens on a spaceship when he was 18 years old.
Riley went on to say the sexual encounters with the aliens produced six alien children, and that he saw Amelia Earhart was onboard the spacecraft taking care of his offspring.
Riley also reported aliens didn’t keep pets on their spaceships, but that they had “versions” of animals like fish and deer on their planet.
Upon hearing the tape, Howard called Riley “a pisser,” while Artie questioned why no one ever challenged Riley’s stories on the air.