No Cover Up Necessary

January 16, 2007
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Artie mentioned he rode on a Wave Runner Saturday, and that he was too heavy to properly strap on the life jacket. This led Howard to say the one thing he appreciated about Artie was that, unlike other heavy folks, he had no problem eating in front of people.

After Artie mentioned he ate cold cuts, chocolate cake, a steak, and a few other things, on the private jet ride home, Howard put up a picture of Artie shirtless. Upon seeing the photograph, Artie admitted he was at “a heart attack weight,” and that he was “gross” and looked “awful.”