Ready for the Witness Protection Program

March 13, 2007

Jerry, the former classmate of Eric the Midget on whom Eric ordered his “hit” yesterday, called in to say he still thought Eric was “a jerk,” even though he admitted he was mistaken when he claimed the ramps at his high school were built specifically for Eric.

Jerry went on to say he wasn’t afraid of hearing Eric’s message to Johnny Fratto while also noting he didn’t take Eric’s handicap into account when giving his opinion about his personality.