‘Dougie the Puggie’ Is Coming

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Eric the Midget called in to say that he’d be reading “Dougie the Puggie,” the children’s story he’s written, on Wednesday’s show. Eric requested that one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends, Bridget Marquardt, be on the phone when he reads the story, because she’s mentioned in it. Howard told Eric that he probably wouldn’t be able to get Bridget on the phone but asked him to call in on Wednesday anyway, and Eric agreed.