Apologize or Run?

January 30, 2008
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Robin told Artie that his new mission shouldn’t be apologizing or explaining his night – it should be trying to show Dana “what he could be to her.” Howard and Fred then reenacted Artie’s eventual try to win back Dana, but Artie quickly shot back that Howard’s “Dana” was “really aggravating” him. Artie then joked he was on the edge of madness and considering going to a hut in Peru or China and smoking opiates until the end of time.