Artie Lange Taunts Al Qaeda

February 26, 2008

Artie announced that he’s been cleared to entertain the troops in the Middle East during the show’s next vacation and he can’t wait. Artie said he even gets to pick the comics who’ll join him on the trip/stage. Fred told Artie that he might need to lose weight if he didn’t want to be a walking target, but Artie felt that being a slightly-smaller target wasn’t worth the Hawaiian Punch-free struggle of weight loss.