Johnny Fratto and Eric the Actor Call In

Wack Packer confirms he recently received a multitude of lap dances

March 13, 2008
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Johnny Fratto and Eric the Actor called in, but Eric hung up when Howard boasted he knew the Wack Packer would eventually call into the show again.

Later, Johnny got Eric to call back. But Eric hung up again. Eric then called back a third time, noting he didn’t need the show as much as Howard claimed.

Johnny said Eric got over a hundred lap dances at his birthday party in a Sacramento strip club the other day, and Eric confirmed the story. Howard asked if Eric got laid at his party and Eric replied, “I’m not at liberty to say.”

HowardTV brought up Eric’s webcam feed on the in-studio monitors, and Howard noted that Eric had repositioned his camera so you could see his bed. Gary Dell’Abate came in to point out the pin-up poster lying on Eric’s bed, leading Howard to ask if Eric had been intimate with it. Eric explained it was just a promotional Carrie Underwood program he got at her concert recently – and he denied that he’d humped it.

Howard wondered if the Wack Packer had heard from his ex-“girlfriend,” Kendra, but Eric refused to comment.

Johnny prodded Eric some more and he eventually admitted that “I got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one.”

After the crew finished laughing, Howard asked what Eric thought of Katherine McPhee’s appearance on “American Idol” last night. Eric replied that he was over Katherine now that she’s married to a much-older guy.

Later, Eric called in again and cracked everyone up by claiming he was “not back as a regular caller.”

Howard thought Eric was being ridiculous and, eventually, Eric apologized for refusing to admit he had returned to the show yet again. “I’m sorry,” he said.

Johnny reported that Eric wanted to tour strip clubs across the country, which Robin thought was a great idea, so long as the show gets to fly him with balloons when he gets to New York. Eric didn’t think Robin’s idea was funny, though. “Shut up, Robin,” he said.