A Little Guy With a Big Plan

March 27, 2008

Eric the Midget called in to say that his strip club tour (to find the World’s Hottest Stripper) will begin soon, and Howard laughed about Eric’s plan to imprison the winner in his home. Howard asked if the winner could ever leave Eric’s “modeling agency” before the end of her 7-year contract, but Eric said she would have to give up the title. Johnny Fratto then called in to say Howard had it wrong; the girl only has to live near Eric so he can keep an eye on her.