Don’t Bother Me Until I’ve Meditated

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Ralph called in to ask Artie why he wears headphones during the break, which Howard speculated was a kind of a “don’t-bother-me-during-the-break thing.” Artie agreed, saying it was just a way to avoid Teddy, but Robin countered that she always saw Artie shouting orders at Teddy in the hall. Howard added that he also gets harassed by staffers in the hall after the show, so he created a rule that they can only bother him when he’s done meditating after the show.