Here’s $50, Now Unclog the Toilet

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Artie remarked that he was going to add “check the hotel’s water pressure” to his tour rider, as he’s frequently disappointed by hotel toilets’ ability to flush his monster-sized poo. Artie explained that he recently clogged the toilet at the Four Seasons and had to call maintenance. Artie laughed that he felt obligated to tip the poor guy an extra $50 for making him have to deal with his excrement. Howard asked what kind of poo clogged the toilet, and Artie replied: “It looked like a man had been there.”