Robin Quivers Kooky Scale: Rating the Newswoman’s Wacky Activities

Howard and the crew examine all of the Stern Show co-host's odd behavior

April 23, 2008
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard laughed that Robin’s kooky behavior was sometimes “off the charts,” so he listed some of her stranger exploits and asked the crew to rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Robin goes to LA to use a strange blood-pumping machine: Howard said it was a 10 on the kooky scale without a doubt – and he didn’t even care to hear differing opinions. Gary said Robin’s odd diets were an 8. Fred: 4. Artie: 9.5. Howard agreed: 9.5. Robin revealing that she masturbated with meat and vegetables. Gary: 6. Fred: 1 (“That slightly turns me on.”). Artie: 8. Howard: 9. Robin’s love of coffee enemas got a 10 across the board. Robin changes her name to “Robin Ophelia Quivers.” Gary: 7. Fred: 1 (because his own name change – to “Eric” – makes any other rating hypocritical). Artie: 6. Howard: 6 or 7. Robin declaration that she was a devoted Wiccan and had joined a witches’ coven. Everyone passed, when Robin claimed that she had never done this. Robin attempts to go swimming – when she can’t swim. Fred: 7. Artie: 6. Howard just laughed and laughed. The giant picture of Robin that hangs in her dining room. Everyone agreed that it was kooky, but only a 3 comparison to the other incidents.