Sal’s Tanning Package

April 24, 2008
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Sal came in with a comment about Kenneth Keith’s death, but Howard cut him off and asked why he was so tan. Sal said he was in Miami a month ago. Everyone wondered why Sal’s tan hadn’t faded, and after Howard needled him some more, Sal eventually confessed that he’s been tanning. Sal explained that a tan made the dark circles under his eyes less noticeable, so he bought a “monthly minutes package” at a local tanning salon.