Eric the Midget Makes An Endorsement

May 8, 2008

Eric the Midget called in to say he was glad to see Jason Castro kicked off “American Idol,” as Eric thought he was “annoying and has no talent.” HowardTV brought up Eric’s webcam feed on the in-studio monitors, and the crew marveled again at Eric’s strange facial hair patterns. Howard said, “Get rid of that mustache, dude. It’s ruining your look,” but Eric ignored him and instead used his airtime to endorse his favorite “Idol” competitor. No one thought Eric’s endorsement would sway voters.