Show Rundown: May 20, 2008
Gary’s Mushy Mouth
Gary’s Mushy Mouth
Howard started off the show noting that Gary’s breath has been particularly bad at the last two creative meetings, but Gary claimed it could’ve been any number of people who were also sitting nearby. Howard said he was 99% sure it was Gary, as he only smelled “shit” when Gary was speaking, and then speculated that Gary’s big teeth were bound to smell bad because of plaque build-up and Gary’s compulsive licking habit. Gary got angry and yelled at a caller who corroborated Howard’s jokes, but Howard shot back that the caller was right: Gary has a “dental drawer” filled with tooth care devices in the office bathroom. Gary promised to test Howard’s theory by taking part in today’s creative meeting from the next room via intercom, and Howard agreed: “I don’t even know if it was you, but a just a little mouthwash would help.” Howard then demanded that Richard smell Gary’s breath on the spot, and Richard gagged: “It’s musty – like an old closet.”