Artie Wants a Baby

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Artie noted that he’s been thinking about having a kid lately, and though he’d probably have to spend a lot time with his child, “The mother will be doing some shit with it too.” Howard thought Artie was crazy, but Robin came to his defense: “A lot of times, this is what a man who’s a risk-taker needs: a wife and a family.” Howard couldn’t imagine Artie settled down with a family: “You’re not that kind of guy. You have a lot going on…You have friends. Like that dirty cop. You know what would prove to me that you’re a good father? Take High Pitch Mike home with you.”