Small, Dark and Jewish

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard brought in Ronnie the Limo Driver so Artie could see his freshly dyed facial hair, and Artie reacted appropriately: “That’s disturbing…a little.” Ronnie said he didn’t mean to dye it so dark this time – it just came out that way. Artie said it actually looked good – and, as Ronnie was leaving the studio, began laughing at the commotion Ronnie’s “Just for Men’d” goatee was causing in the halls: “It’s crazy out there.”