Richard Loves Feng Shui

July 21, 2008
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Richard came in to show the crew the mold he had made of his penis for a horror film. Howard thought the mold proved that Richard was gay, as he obviously got hard for the mold and it was molded by another guy. Richard said, Well, it’s warm plaster all over your private parts. It feels pretty good. Richard then laughed that he got a massage from a Chinese guy beforehand, and the guy spent way too much time massaging his ass: I just figured he was into some weird feng shui-type stuff. Artie replied, No, he’s into this weird type of sex. It’s called gay sex.