With This ‘B’ I Thee Wed

No matter what happens, a part of Beth will always be with Howard.

July 29, 2008
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

A caller asked if Howard was writing his own vows, and Howard confirmed that he was. Howard said he was also planning to get the “B” tattoo on his ring finger sometime next week, and he wasn’t worried about the commitment: “If Beth stops running and gets fat, it’ll just serve as a reminder [of the relationship that was – and is no longer].” Howard added that another dealbreaker was children: “If Beth decides she wants a kid a year from now, we already know what the solution is.”