My Doctor Beat Me Off

A guy called in to say he was suing a doctor for molesting him years ago: “I was part of a growth study with a hundred other people. He molested me and my brothers. Here’s the sickest part: my mother dated [him].” The caller claimed the doctor jerked them all off to completion, but he and his brothers were all so young, “It was just pre-cum, you know.” The caller added that he knew the doctor was suspicious after learning that he never reported the study’s findings (or that he was even conducting a study) to the hospital.