Tall People Sex

September 25, 2008
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard started the show talking with a caller who wondered if Howard brought Beth to orgasm every time they had sex. Howard confessed that he didn’t always manage to succeed, but he consistently “delivered” between 92 and 95 percent of the time. Howard said he failed the other night because Beth got him in the one position he can’t resist: “Once I’m in that position, I’m done…I turn the woman over on her side…I’m up on my knees…and then I bang [her] hard.” Artie thought the position over and decided he couldn’t pull it off: “That’s tall people sex.”