Sal Laughs Himself to Sleep

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Sal came in to tell the crew about his wife’s incredible ability to come up with new excuses to avoid having sex with him: “Last night, she said, ‘I want to relax’… I was rubbing her calf with my foot and asked if she wanted to play around a little and she said, ‘No. I want to relax.’ I turned around and laughed like a mad scientist. I laughed myself to sleep at how pathetic the situation is.” Howard suggested that Sal use that as the title of his next stand-up act: “I laughed myself to sleep.”