Sal’s So Vain

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard laughed that Sal nearly missed a plane to his comedy gig in Ohio because he was waiting for an intern to return from Bumble & Bumble with his favorite hairspray. Sal came in to say he liked hair products – and their ability to hide his faults: “I have a long forehead. The lights hit it and it shines a lot…it’s a distraction.” Eventually Sal admitted that the hairspray “has a little bit of a thickening agent in it,” as he’s self-conscious about his thinning hair.