Artie Choppers In

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Artie started off the show telling a story about taking a helicopter to his book signing in Long Island yesterday, noting that he got a deal on the chopper through Artemis Pyle’s security guy: “He only charged me for fuel…we went right along the shoreline. It took us 31 minutes.” Robin thought Artie should appreciate Teddy more, as it was Ted who remembered that Artemis’ security guy owned the ‘copter and arranged the flight. Artie begrudgingly agreed.