Show Rundown: January 6, 2009
Robin Explains Enema Lingo to Howard
Artie is Staying On … ‘Unless He Kills Somebody’
Lisa G loves to Move … Her Bowels
Has High Pitch Mike Gotten Any Yet?
Has High Pitch Mike Gotten Any Yet?

Howard wondered how High Pitch Mike was doing now that he’s living out of the closet: “Where is that little queen? And who’s he attracted to?”
Gary reported that Mike doesn’t get in until 10am and, according to Brad Driver (Howard100 news director/Mike’s boss), “definitely hasn’t gotten laid yet.” Later, Mike came in and Howard told him his skin had cleared up now that he’s out.
Mike said he’s going out on a date this weekend with a “kid” who’s “college age.” Everyone “whoa”d, so Mike explained that he met the “kid” at a party, adding that he’d like to tell them about his sexual history, but he wanted to wait until Artie was in-studio. Howard asked if Mike would at least talk about blowing dudes, but Mike resisted: “Who says I blow dudes? Who’s to say I’m not getting blown?”
Mike’s Sexual History
Mike noted that he could count the number of dudes he’s been with on one hand, and he’s a top: “I don’t get f’ed.” Howard wondered if Mike was open to being a bottom, and Mike admitted if he was – if he was in a committed relationship. Richard then came in to ask Mike to demonstrate his oral sex technique on a banana, but Mike refused.