Artie’s Butt is ‘So Clean and Nice’

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Enid, the Jamaican nurse at the Hippocrates wellness center who gave Artie his wheatgrass enemas, called in to say that Artie’s butt “was so clean and nice.”

Howard asked Enid if her job was tough, but she said no: “I love my job! I’m helping people.” Enid added that she was “very pleased with how happy [Artie] was and receptive to the treatment.” Howard wondered if Artie ever started to enjoy the invasive treatments, but Enid didn’t think so: “Not really.” Howard promptly congratulated Artie on being a real man.