JD Harmeyer Turns Down a Date

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard talked with Susie, a girl who wrote the show to request a date with JD and told her that JD had figured out who she was: “And he totally rejected you…JD’s making it like you’re not up to his standards.”

JD came in to say he wasn’t interested in dating someone from Florida: “I’m sure she’s very pretty or whatever, but when we met after [Artie’s] show, her eyes were a little crazy…maybe I’m retarded. I don’t know…I’m very shallow.”

Howard wondered how JD got so picky, so JD explained: “I don’t want a date off the show or date on the show.” Robin asked Susie if she thought JD was a “marriage candidate,” and Susie was quick: “Of course!” The answer scared JD: “I’m not interested at all. I’m sorry…can’t you just be not attracted to somebody?”

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Howard asked JD if he’d consider just having sex with Susie, but JD claimed he already had plans for the next time he was in her area: “I, uh, sort of might have things set up for Florida.” When asked to explain himself, JD became irritated: “People, dude! I don’t know…I mean, things could change between then and now.”