Lisa G Suffers a Dire Consequence of Stress

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

A caller asked Lisa G if she ever masturbated to thoughts of Howard, Artie, Fred or Benjy, but Lisa denied it: “I’ve been too stressed lately.” Lisa explained that she’s been so stressed by media reports on the power plays being made for Sirius, she hasn’t been able to masturbate: “When I get stressed I get really tired.” Howard told Lisa she had no reason for concern: “You go back to masturbating and not worrying about it.”