Gary Needs a Kidney Stone Blasted

April 20, 2009
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Gary came in to tell the crew about the kidney stone his doctor recently discovered in his ureter, and the most common remedy is a procedure in which the stone is “blasted” via ultrasound. Gary then revealed the kicker: ultrasound “blasting” only works 60% of the time, and if doesn’t work, the doctor will have to insert a tube up Gary’s urethra (also known as his pee hole) to break it up: “Like a roto-rooter.”