Richard Loves Mimosas … and Brian Phelan

June 23, 2009
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Richard came in to say he recently paid 10 bucks for an all-you-can-drink brunch place and ended up sitting there drinking mimosas for six hours: “They had to go make a champagne run because they ran out.” Richard laughed that he drank 6 “manmosas” – an extra large mimosa served in a beer mug: “We used to have to go all the way to 9th Avenue for the all-you-can-drink breakfast but I think we’re banned from there.”

And Wants to See Brian Phelan Naked

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Richard told the crew he wanted HowardTV’s Brian Phelan to get naked in-studio, so Brian came in to refuse: “Nah. This guy’s f’ed up…he’s out of his mind.”

Richard explained: “I call Brian ‘The Cuddler.’ He’s the cuddliest guy around here. He’s so cute. He’s like a big bear.” Robin thought Richard’s pet name settled the question of his sexuality: “He’s at least bi.”

Jason Weighs In

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Howard noted that both Richard and Brian’s waistlines were rapidly expanding, and both guys confessed they’d packed on a few.

Richard said he was now up to 215lbs and Brian confessed to a hefty 250lbs: “Maybe 260.”

Howard also thought Jason was hovering around 300lbs, so Jason came in to step on the scale – and weighed in at 289lbs. Artie, meanwhile, announced that he was down over 60 pounds to about 230lbs