Show Rundown: August 10, 2009
Gary’s Solidarity Beard
Artie Down to 230lbs
‘Hey Martha, It’s Howard Stern. Happy Birthday.’
‘Hey Martha, It’s Howard Stern. Happy Birthday.’
Howard laughed that the birthday message he recorded for Martha Stewart’s birthday had been edited for her SiriusXM channel: “They said it wasn’t appropriate for the Martha Stewart channel.” Howard played the message, which, in part, confused her for Mary Jo Buttafuoco: “It’s really a miracle you’re still alive…Oh. You’re not the one who was shot in the head by your husband’s lover. Now I remember. You’re the one who went to prison.”
Gary reported that the 2 minute message, which went on to describe an imagined prison sex fantasy involving Martha and two incarcerated models, had been cut down to its first 5 seconds: “Hey Martha, its Howard Stern. Happy Birthday.”