Ass Napkin Ed’s Self-Help Conundrum

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Ass Napkin Ed called in to say he recently blew himself without gagging–but could only get the first couple inches into his mouth. Ed asked if it was gay, and Artie had the answer: “I’ll tell you why it’s gay: the good part is you’re getting a blowjob but the bad part is you have a cock in your mouth. The gay stuff outweighs.”

Ed claimed he didn’t blow himself to completion: “It felt good and it felt bad at the same time. It was weird. It was bittersweet.”