Show Rundown: August 17, 2009
Michael Vick Has No Soul
Don’t Call Him ‘Pal,’ Bro
Speech Impediment Man Wants To Know: John Lennon vs Neil Young?
Gary’s Growing His Beard Back
Lisa G Still Goes at Work
Lisa G Still Goes at Work
August 17, 2009

Lisa G came in with the headlines, but Howard was more interested in her ability to shit at work, as he can’t bring himself to do the same.
After extolling the virtues of Wet Ones wipes for cleaning up after a good shit, Howard learned that Lisa had taken a dump just a short while before. Howard asked Lisa to bend over so he sniff-test her wiping technique, but Lisa refused: “I won’t be able to go to the bathroom for a week after this.”