The Homeless Lady Game

September 2, 2009

Unsatisfied with the What’s Older Than Ronnie? game, Howard offered another caller the chance at The Homeless Lady Game. The caller will have to guess whether or not a homeless lady would answer trivia questions correctly – 3 out of 5 takes the cash prize.

The caller bet against the homeless lady each time.

The questions, followed by the homeless lady’s answers: Who sailed to the Indies in 1492? “Well, Columbus was sailing, but I don’t know where he was sailing. Ok?” How many days are in a year? “29 days.” What branch of the military is the USMC? “Usually, they Army.” An octagon has how many sides? “Usually 8.” How many World Wars were there? “So far that I recall, we had two World Wars.” Howard gave the guy the money anyway.