Lonely and Weepy, Howard Turns to Chess

September 14, 2009
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Howard confessed that he’s had difficulty masturbating since Beth left for her month-long stay in LA – and actually cried when she left: “After she left, I went back into the apartment and I got a little weepy.” The crew immediately jumped on him, but Howard was insistent about the “weepy” part: “I didn’t cry. I’m a married man and where’s my wife? Where is she?” Howard was more specific later on: “It wasn’t a full cry.” He channeled his pain into his chess: “I went down to Marshall chess club and played a couple rounds.”