Show Rundown: September 24, 2009
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April Macie is Wild
April Macie is Wild

Comedienne April Macie stopped by to dispute some stories fellow comedian (and ex-boyfriend) Mitch Fatel had recently told the show about their relationship. Howard got Mitch on the phone and played a clip of Mitch describing April’s discovery of anal beads— a story she confirmed as true. “They’re more pleasurable going in than coming out,” she explained. “Coming out’s a weird feeling … his timing was a little off.“
Howard played another clip of Mitch discussing April’s “crazy“ fits of jealousy, but April only took issue with the jealousy. “I am crazy,” she admitted. “I have a restraining order for slapping a guy on the shitter and I’ve thrown a pumpkin at a man’s head … but I was not crazy with [Mitch] and I was not jealous. He was jealous. He had a Google alert on my ex-boyfriend.“
Mitch admitted the Google alert story was true. “You can’t be a comedian without being crazy,” he said.
Mitch Couldn’t Handle April’s Openness

April later laughed that Mitch broke things off with her because he couldn’t deal with their open relationship. “I told him I blew an Argentinean and he couldn’t deal with that,” she recalled before joking about her taste for older men. “I have daddy issues … he beat the funny into me.”