April Macie is Wild

September 24, 2009
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Comedienne April Macie stopped by to dispute some stories fellow comedian (and ex-boyfriend) Mitch Fatel had recently told the show about their relationship. Howard got Mitch on the phone and played a clip of Mitch describing April’s discovery of anal beads— a story she confirmed as true. “They’re more pleasurable going in than coming out,” she explained. “Coming out’s a weird feeling … his timing was a little off.“

Howard played another clip of Mitch discussing April’s “crazy“ fits of jealousy, but April only took issue with the jealousy. “I am crazy,” she admitted. “I have a restraining order for slapping a guy on the shitter and I’ve thrown a pumpkin at a man’s head … but I was not crazy with [Mitch] and I was not jealous. He was jealous. He had a Google alert on my ex-boyfriend.“

Mitch admitted the Google alert story was true. “You can’t be a comedian without being crazy,” he said.

Mitch Couldn’t Handle April’s Openness

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

April later laughed that Mitch broke things off with her because he couldn’t deal with their open relationship. “I told him I blew an Argentinean and he couldn’t deal with that,” she recalled before joking about her taste for older men. “I have daddy issues … he beat the funny into me.”