Medicated Pete’s Date with Dynah

November 18, 2009
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Howard got Dynah on the phone and invited Medicated Pete into the studio so they could recap their date. Dynah sounded disappointed: “It was really tough.” Howard asked Pete if he thought it went well, and Pete shrugged: “I thought so. Maybe I’m not seeing it properly. I kinda had reservations. I don’t know. I can’t–I can’t really put my finger on it.”

Howard said he’d heard audio of the date and Pete’s big mistake was not asking Dynah any questions: “You couldn’t have been any less interested in her.” Howard thought Pete should’ve at least asked about her schooling, and Dynah agreed: “It would’ve been great conversation.” Pete confessed: “I was just so nervous…it didn’t go well.”

Pete Practices on Miss HowardTV

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Howard thought Pete could use a little practice, so he had him try to talk with Miss HowardTV, Reby Sky to get comfortable. Reby asked Pete about himself and he reported: “I’m a guy that likes to chill out, go look at uh-at uh sporting events and stuff.” Pete then asked Reby: “You like to hang out and stuff?”

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Howard laughed that he needed to be more specific, so Pete tried again–but sounded too aggressive: “So what made you become a Giants chick? Why do you like the Giants?” As the faux-date continued, Pete kept killing the conversation with a stock “That’s pretty cool” reply and questions like: “What’s it like being you?” Howard eventually excused Reby from the exercise and had Pete try to hit on an imaginary girl. Pete wasn’t any better: “Let’s go. What’s going on? You’re so beautiful. Why do you wanna talk to me?” Sal then came in with some advice: “No girl would be with me if she knew the real me. You gotta lie your ass off.”