Sal’s Breath Kills the Mood

November 19, 2009
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Sal came in tell the crew that the state of his marriage had been steadily improving–they’ve even begun having sex again. Sal complained that he still felt restricted and/or paralyzed (“I’m like Terry Schiavo around her.”) by the little things that come between them, like his supposedly-bad breath: “It’s like the shit fairy comes down and dumps a load in my mouth every time I get an erection.”