Jack Black Has It Coming Out of Both Ends

Jack Black stopped by to promote his new movie, "Year One," and commended Kobe Bryant for finally winning a Shaq-less championship: "He got the monkey off his back."

Jack added that he wasn't doing so well - he picked up a nasty flu while filming 'Gulliver's Travels' in London: "No matter which end you're putting in the toilet, something's coming out."

So the Movie Bombed, Kiss Cloris

Howard asked how Tenacious D was doing, so Jack laughed that the rock duo's movie was a bomb: "It was a big flop. Zero people went to see it...I was devastated because I was going around town telling people how awesome it was going to be." Jack confessed that the movie's failure ended his writing career - he's since turned to sitcom guest spots, making out with Cloris Leachman on a recent episode of "The Office:" "She turned to me like she was ready to do it...when she was massaging my hand in that way, I was feeling like, 'She knows what to do. She knows how to please me.' I was inspired."

Jennifer Love Hewitt in 1B

Jack told the crew about Jennifer Love Hewitt hitting on him on the set of "I Know What You Did Last Summer:" "She gave me the impression that I could lay down with her. And I really should keep my mouth shut, but when I get the impression...she was like, 'Hey if you wanna chill, you can chill in my room - go chill in my room. It's 1B'...so I went there and I realized there was no trailer 1B. It was a hotel room.'"